- Šykotic Moi -

So we finally bade farewell to the now-not-so-important-Board Exams....Phew, what a journey it has been! Glad its over, no more Maths (hopefully!) ever again!!! Yayy!!

 

You know, its strange how only during exams you, or rather, I start thinking....

 

*Isn't India's population increasing by the day ???

 

*Why does that female in the condom ad HAVE TO scream out for help when she'z in a freggin' BATH TUB!!!! Even Laloo Prasad is smarter! Dimwit like her!

 

*Where do male mosquitoes live ??? ( This one is courtesy Dhara...lol)

 

*Maybe if a Tsunami hits Mumbai we won' have our Maths paper....no wait, that's too harsh....chal Snow should do the trick....

 

*What if tomorrow Sathaye was struck by a swarm of wasps ??? Then T-bone and Razor will come and save us!

 

 

*Nepal ki thhandi thhandi hawaaon may , dekho na , kya ho gaya ...Ik ladka ka ik ladki say , galti say lafda ho gaya (Lol...I still have no clue where I heard this or from which movie it is or anything related to it...I start singin' this at 3.30AM having Physics the next day)

 

*Vicks ki goli lo....khich khich door karo !

 

*Crazy kiya re * does Ash's steps* ...crazy kiya re!

 

* We don't need no education,we don't need no thought control....(Ok this I sung a zillion times, all at odd hours, at the top of my voice)

 

*Ushararararare.....ushararrarara....

 

*Aaj kal tere mere pyaar ke charche har zabaan par....( Drat the Raymond ad...I sang this for an entire day)!

 

*I feel the wind in my hair,takin' me to another heaven....I feel the warmth in my prayer, hopin it all comes true......I'd walk a thousand miles jus to see you through...I'd walk a thousand more,only to be with you!! ( This was when it suddenly rained at night....was an amazin' feeling!!)

 

*A covalent BAND (bond) is a BAND formed by sharing of electrons between two atoms.I didn't realize that I had said that till Ma brought it to my attention!

 

* ....consists of a metal FLATPORM (Thank God it was 'PORM' and not....err.....yeah watever)

 

*It took me seven YEARS (hours) to complete this chapter.....(Courtesy Dhara)

 

*Goa and Pondicherry = GONDICHERRY!

 

*Punjab and Bengal = PUNGAAL !

 

 

 

So I think that's enough embarassment for today!! Yayyyeee...exams are over!! Cet's gonna be over soon tooo yayyee!!!

 

 

With just 4 days to 2007, I thought jotting down the highs and lows of this year was something that I had to do as its been a really a topsy-turvy one.All in all, an extremely dramatic year.I don’t want to carry any baggage from this year to the next.2007, I’m sure, will be great..It better be!

 

January - Theek-thaak month

The New Year commences with 50 pages of homework and a mouthful of ‘stupid pig’s’ to the Math prof. Had an experience of flunking in an exam for the first time in my life
( I had completed my 105 ok ! ).Never bothered for college exams after that.

February – Loot  gaye…Haan loot gaye!

A theatrical quarrel on the road with a friend had all the kelawalla bhaiyyas watching attentively.Too many phone calls,messages and  ‘I’m sorry’s’ that night.

First outing on Valentine’s Day.Had gone to watch Rang De Basanti with college friends ( Yes FRIENDS).The guy sitting next to me ate up all the hot corn I loved.Bum like him! A firing at home followed that evening.Then a massive shell-out for someone’s birthday. Phew, and I wanted to spend more! How foolish could I be ????????

March – I’m alive!

Goin’ to buy another gift to Inorbit and doin’ loads of masti there.I ultimately fell sick an d couln’t be there for the surprise birthday party planned for Nishit.The deadly accident happened this month.Can still hear that shrill sound of glass-breaking and kids screaming.Thank God all were safe! I know this month was when I had the most mood swings. Final exams came and went. I didn’t know when they began nor when they ended :S.

April – *singing* Malaysia, truly Asia

Dad and me were flyin’ high in Malaysia! Vividly remember the cute flight attendant getting harassed by passengers on board. A guy threw a Peanut packet on his face…lol,poor chap! He looked reallllly good though! Watching the sunset alone on a beach and learning that Milk was called ‘SUSU’ in Langkawi,making friends with a ghost on the Haunted Adventure, doing some great driving on the Antique car with dad sitting behind ( lol that was soooo cute), excessive indulging on Smarties in Genting. AND THEN BUYING MY N70 IN KL were the highs. But the best part of the trip was that Dad and me really got to bond! Love ya dad ! 

May – Umang fever starts

Dhara gets into an Umang committee.This was the beginning of all the crap that she had to bear later. I think she herself didn’t know what lay ahead and how busy she was going to get! Anoup’s birthday and treat in CCD.Got some really funny snaps there.Ajay uncle came down this month and the festivities began!!!

June – Mainland China …Say cheese!

Mom and Dad leave me behind for the first time and head to Goa with Ajay Uncle and Geeta Aunty. I’m at home with my Granny and uncle AND Triggu, so Dhara comes over to stay. We relished Reshmi Kababs that night, remember Da ? The most memorable experience of this month and year, was on my Dad’s birthday, when Dhara and me had a photo-shoot….in the loo of Mainland China.There we were, squeaking and squealing with laughter yet striking amazing poses! You rock Da!

July – The first major fight.

Dhara was busiest this month as she and her fellow-members had a deadline to meet. Amidst all her work, I land up at her college with two other people to see what she’s been

upto. So she was happily showing us around when something stupid happened between us and resulted in some heated exchange of words.I walked out with my friends. I had started to feel that, staying with all those people 24/7, Dhara had become a different person altogether.We eventually did sort out our differences and madness prevailed again.Oh yes, I joined the other class this month and got my heart set on some silly senior who came to “motivate” us.I realised how sad he was when I learned that he found pleasure in the thought of having babies before marriage in college…( HUH?!?!?!?)

August – The skies cried with me

This was the WORST month for me even though I got a brand new PC. A phone conversation which revealed a shocking truth, left me shattered.It was raining and the weather was dull which was like fuel to the fire. I lost the zeal to do anything that time. I cried,thought and cried more not looking at the bigger picture.I cheered up when Dhara’s birthday approached and 13^th was when I was partially back to my usual self only because of the smile on Dhara’s face seeing all

the gifts she got.My mood got better by the day because my birthday was coming up. But the happiness was short-lived when I came to know of another fact which dampened my spirits even more.Plus Dad wasn’t going to be there on my birthday and I had class too.So I didn’t quite look forward to the 2^nd like I had always done.

September – Gloomy – turned – great Birthday and Nach Baliye!

Dhara is my saviour!!!! She’s got the knack to give great surprises! Nut like her, turned up at my doorstep at 12am on my birthday ; with a chocolate-yummy-cake,flowers and a couple of amazing and creative gifts! My mom was involved in it tooo! All this was too much to handle, so I broke down to happy tears! We had a great time cutting the cake and watching videos of me as a kid …hehehe.AND THEN NAVRATRI!! Lol…Dhara and me went to the neighbouring society to dance and laughed like mad ! That was truly fun when we ran back at 10 pm to watch the OC.

October-The terminal exams

Yeah had them boring exams this month.Didn’t study one bit for them and got single digit marks in most ( except bio,english and french ). Both, Dhara and me, had a tough time this month as Dhara was battlin’ her own war and I  was constantly getting picked on by my Physics professor.Then all the naatak in college.I was accused of being jealous and crap when I turned deaf ear to some irritating people.

Aashu, Manu’s and mom’s birthday were the highlights of October..that’s it!

November – Dhoom Pichuk Dhoom!

Began with Brett’s birthday followed by the birth of his son, Preston Charles aka Rishabh (That’s my name for him…my step-son after all lol). We then ‘dhoomed’ to the tunes of Euphoria at their AIDS Awareness concert in Shanmukananda Hall.Hehehe I appeared on TV giving away the full-form of AIDS when some B4U VJ shot the question at me.Got a goodie-bag for that ..filled with nothing good! Now started the time to kick some a** !

December – Save the best for last!

I did the gutsiest thing in my life!! And it put me on Cloud 9 ....I’ve been high since then.Dhara and me are going crazier by the minute and enjoying the days left of 2006. I don’t know what’s with the sudden disease of laughing at every second thing which might not even be funny! Maybe it’s just coz I want to end this year being all happy or maybe we’re just being ourselves.I’d stick to the latter.

The time to say adieu to 2006 is coming closer…

And so I say “CHEERS” to everybody in my life…all of ya’ll good, bad and ugly people!  

Hope you all have a great 2007!

I've been deceived yet again!

 

 I don't know why I go around trusting anyone and everyone thinking , "Oh no way, this person could never do something like this, Nah...not this fella,he's incapable of such things,blah blah blah ". Stupid belief of a mega-stupid person. You get fooled when you shun reality and live in a make-believe world. I've realised its actually impossible to trust anybody these days. Most of the times its an act that they put up to keep you happy, that too temporarily. It's like they rather lie than actually tell the truth so as to keep a person satisfied. The best part is that they don't tell you the truth even when you demand for it! THEY LIE ABOUT THAT TOO!!!!!! What's the whole point when the person will find out sooner or later ???? Dumbf***s I say! ( Sorry God ).

 

I've had a horrid experience with a person of the above-mentioned character. I used to think the world of him till I learned that whatever I knew about him was a lie, a BIG,FAT,HUGE,ENORMOUSLY LARGE LIE ( I'm not exaggeratin' here really ). I thought I knew him in and out and could vouch for being his best friend. Best friend toh kya,I don't even want to be around him anymore! It's disgusting what 'monkey business' he has been upto for this past year and a half. Tcha, all those supposedly "priceless moments" gone down the drain......And I'm gonna make sure they don't ever crop up!

 

Nevertheless I feel liberated. All those claustrophobic conversations are done with for good. And I'm proud of the way I stood up for myself. Actually I don't have the guts to go up to a person and tell him," You suck!!! " . I think the fact that he was annoyed minutes before I called just helped everything get over soon. I'm glad that happened. Kinda late but better late than never. So I'm back to my usual chirpy, noisy self! I'm tryin' to stay away from the ' I-told-you-so ' people. It's pretty bugging when they say " We warned you but you Miss.Stubborn never listened to us" in that nagging tone.Fine, whatever.It's over...... so be happy it happened finally.

 

I was feelin' used et al for a few days but now I can't stop laughing at myself for having been so blind when everything actually happened in front of my own eyes!

 

Blind, dumb and slowly turning deaf!  P-E-R-F-E-C-T !!!

 

Love and Peace!!!

 

 

I know about everything  lol .... Don't be surprised if you find me laughin' like mad when you pass by! It's still hard to imagine YOU doing " IT "...LMAO!!!! I don't friggin care about the flak I'm up for by your sidekicks! And yeah, I'm a good person so I hope that you mend your ways and don't continue messin' up lives of those around you! But still.....STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FILTHY CREATURE!!!!! ( Had to get that outta my system ).

Gosh...it's been a while since I've blogged and now finally I've sat myself down to write !! Yipee!!! Life, like for any normal student preparing for the Boards and Entrance Tests, is hectic but somehow I'm enjoyin' the grind ...Yeah call me wacky but I LOVE STUDYIN ( Did I jus say that ???).I've mastered the art of not complaining about studies 'cause this is just the beginning,ain'it ?

 

August brought in a handful of nasty situations...was in the dumps for quite a while.But I really can't stay unhappy for a long time(I love myself for this) so I was more than happy to welcome the new changes in my life.Have to say after all those 'situations', I've suddenly become so immensely confident!!! I feel really good about myself nowadays and it seems to be freaking those around me out ,don't know why! I guess they are used to seeing me all prim n proper all the time! Hey c'mon guys I know I'm "aunty" but Aunties can have their share of fun too na ??? Givin the chance I could paint the town red, I'm THAT elated!!!!! And the best part.....NAVRATRI'S here!!! Oh I can't help shake a leg to Pardesiya...Pari Hoon Main....Odhni Odhu...playin' nearby. It's amazing, the power of Dance.Can take all your woes away in a jiffy!! Try it people...its foolproof!

 

I think that's enough for the moment...I've decided to try n blog often though I know its not gonna happen!! Anyway Happy Dasshera to all!

 

P.S. - Cupid has struck my lab partner...Congrats!!!